HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the weave of Britney Spears. I shall wish happy birthday to the parts of her that begin from the eyebrows down, but I’ll need payment upfront first. Today, Thursday December 2, 2010 is the 29th birthday of Britney Spears; a birthday she’s celebrating with a lawsuit against Star magazine and possibly RadarOnline, as both defamed her and her boyfriend. WHEE. I was being sarcastic there, for a moment, but I just realised… yeah… lawsuits, cake and silly hats. That’s pretty much the 24-hours before today. As we go into Thursday morning, there are pictures of Spears visiting her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, at his place of work. Proving nothing, except she can still hitch a ride and bite her nails at the same time. Her team exhausted every media outlet at their disposal; issuing denials of the abuse to TMZ, then posting the same on Spears’ site, then posting denials from her manager and Larry Rudolph on her Facebook and Twitter (noting that RadarOnline is trying to backpedal, by explaining ‘Why She Didn’t File Police Report When Boyfriend Beat Her Up’. Hmm, I have nothing to add. Except I misspelled Spears’ name on the cake I bought, and so am destroying the evidence by binge- eating it all. Below are 50 of the year’s best Spears photos.

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Amy Grindhouse